Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
by Stitzie November 01, 2010
When you straddle over someones head who is laying on the ground face up. You then rest
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"
Sentence 1
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."
Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"
Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”
Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."
Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"
Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”
Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"
by JL_MoneyBags December 28, 2021
Applied for a job with the competition and my current employer found out. The competition is hesitant on hiring me and I'm about to get fired from my current job. "I’m in a pickle"
by The sandlot November 28, 2013
I'd like some fried pickles
by J. M. Wall January 04, 2022
The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
by lewlcatsomg666 December 15, 2008
I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
by masochistmonkeyjoe October 27, 2007
Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out
by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019