noun
1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually
1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually
by TheBigAL May 30, 2015
Get the batch mug.A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Get the Batch mug.by NotaWool November 23, 2016
Get the Batch mug.Person 1:We goin batchin tonight nigga
Person 2: hell yeah let's hope the green boogie man don't find us
Person 1: ssshhh they'll hear you
Person 2: tha fuck
Person 2: hell yeah let's hope the green boogie man don't find us
Person 1: ssshhh they'll hear you
Person 2: tha fuck
by batchin December 30, 2016
Get the batchin mug.A very nice and handsom man. He always gives gifts and hugs everyone. He cares for very close freinds and he is the angle of the world. He never turns his back on you. He always cares no matter how bad the situation is. He is also very reliable. He will stand up for you, ask him or not.
by Leo and isabel July 15, 2017
Get the bartchak mug.n. A Batch Bricker or a .bat Bricker is an extremely malicious and violent script exploit, primarily for the Windows operating system, which firstly executes a .bat script disguised as a legitimate file to delete all system files and critical program data on the C: drive, all .ini files, all registry files and corrupts/deletes the MBR so that the HDD cannot be recovered and the computer will no longer boot up. While doing this it glues the cursor to an area of the screen and disables the user from being able to move the mouse without the mouse returning to the glued position. This exploit has been around since DOS and is extremely dangerous in that it can easily be disguised as a legitimate file such as an image, sound file or installation wizard. It is also dangerous in that it can easily be accidentally opened via mouse click. This type of attack has reduced in popularity because it is outrageously illegal and produces nothing valuable for the attacker other than the knowledge he irreparably damaged a computer. Only the most evil of evil would use this attack. Advancements in anti-virus software have made the detection of this type of attack easily preventable. Even modern free anti-virus softwares will detect and quarantine/neutralize this type of attack. The best means of avoiding this attack is to practice discretion when downloading files from the internet and scanning the files before any attempts at execution are made.
Unfortunately, my client name redacted has fallen victim to a batch bricker, has lost all his data and will now have to purchase a new computer system. The culprit was the downloading of, in his own words, a file which would clean out viruses and make his computer run faster. Despite the site being very suspect, even by the standards of a computer illiterate individual, the man went ahead and downloaded the malicious filed and opened it without question. Don't be like name redacted, scan your files before use.
by bewbays March 18, 2018
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