bartlett

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

by Willis Shepherd October 18, 2008

Bartlett Niggas

Bartlett niggas. Bartlett Tn is full of whites and Asians and Mexican who think they are the shit. Bartlett is the nicest suburb in Memphis tn , maybe in the United States . Bartlett niggas more Opp then the police. Most or all Bartlett niggas are white , claiming Crip and Gd for fun. Not knowing they could be killed doing all that False Claimin. Bartlett high school is where they attend , and Bartlett high is the nicest school in the subdivision on Memphis . Most people don’t like Bartlett. If you go To Bartlett , People Around you may fall you a “ Bartlett ah nigga “ as it may be offensive as calling you Brewster and peon Ash.

Look at that group of white niggas,they some bartlett niggas Dude threw up Gd and blood we gotta Get On His ahh

by Dova Boy March 13, 2019

Barlow

Barlow (Verb): the act of hitting the woah on the top of bradda head, falling off of the cliff, almost dying then fucking Barlow till he’s dry

I want to Barlow all night long

by Barlowist666 July 4, 2019

Barley Beard

The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor

Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.

by Eldo76 November 20, 2010

barley soup

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion.

by Sergio Garcia August 16, 2006

Bartlett Brat

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class in Bartlett Hall his/her erection is called a 'Bartlett Brat'.

Instructor: "CDT X, come up here and help me with this demonstration of Newton's 2nd Law"

CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."

by RageLincoln March 6, 2013

Barley Boy

Boy with hair the colour of a rye field in August. Will likely seduce you with his knowledge of tree and moss species. May be seen in overalls, with flowers in his pockets, madly in love with the changing of the seasons.

Slang from the Humberhead Lowlands of Yorkshire.Rarely used but in a few villages, including Rawcliffe and Swinefleet.

Person 1: There he goes again, talking to the pigeons.
Person 2: Before long they'll nest on that curly white head of his.
Person 1: He truly is a Barley Boy.

by dannytabarnak April 15, 2020