item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items

Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items

by homie2479 January 23, 2015

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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.

"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017

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Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.

-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*

by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017

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nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.

Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 9, 2017

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