barnus

A word of many definitions. Might describe people, objects, or just random bullshit. Often accompanied with Harnold.

That barnus is such a skank

by anonymousperson2424 July 19, 2011

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 9, 2012

Barnsley

Full of people with silly accents. Favourite pastimes include mining down't pit and combining words to form random sentences that no normal person understands.

Strong in't arm, thick in't head.

Ey up, in't, down't... (And other stuff that I never really understood unlike these ones here!)

by Phillip December 6, 2004

Barnson

A person who believes in Barney the purple dinosaur

Person 1: "Are you a Barnson?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I believe in Barney.'

by secretfilesx December 10, 2019

Barlos

Someone who claims to be very good at video games but never seems to play well while playing with friends, as well as claiming it’s the teams fault. Seems to always be bottom of the leaderboard.

Gamer 1: Dude stop being a Barlos and just focus on the game, maybe you’ll play better.

Barlos: Screw off, it’s your fault we’re losing!

by AntifaLover March 11, 2020

Bartosz

Some shmuck who thinks thier cool and good at everything. Also loves to touch guys and his logic confuses everyone around.

This guy confuses me
Ye he must be a bartosz

by Ender-co October 28, 2020

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006