Bard College

A school for artsy fucks who like to maintain the notion that they go to a highly regarded liberal arts institution. Textbooks at Bard are used primarily as surfaces to rail lines of coke from. The college itself is in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. This is disregarded by many, as it is on the east coast, and thus "hip". 98% of Bard graduates go on to live in Brooklyn and "work in the arts".

A: Hey, man, I'm thinking about applying to Bard College.
B: I couldn't willingly approve of your decision and still call myself your friend. I met two Bard fucks named Jakee and Izaak who seemed like total dick-bags, and good representations of the school itself. Picture, if you will, the epitome of hipster: Tight pants, loves Beach House, is "in a band", and loves to "make art" (not any art of high high esteem, mind you. (think print-making)).

by kok'n'ballz December 11, 2009

Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

Barass

To bother or bugger someone in the asshole with a foreign object such as a pineapple, finger, flashlight, or an Italian grinder.

Vincent, you shouldn't barass your wife with that drumstick because she could get salmonella of the ass.

by Paul the Reverend February 1, 2018

VAUGHN BARD

He is a narcissist he is very sweet and charming and has the most gorgeous smile he will make you feel like you are on top of the world and the most beautiful thing and then within a second he'll rip it all away from you and tell you you're nothing but shit.
He only takes he never gives he has a big cock and will ruin you for the rest but remember this piece of shit is a narcissist who will mentally abuse you and then eventually physically

So don't let that smile Charming ladies because you're only next not the last...

VAUGHN BARD A narcissist that will break you down

by Rapunzel.333 October 10, 2019

chicago bands

Bands that started in Chicago, from punk to rock to indie. Some hit it big and some stay in the underground scene. Chicago is their hometown because the members lived there or in the suburbs around it.

Fall Out Boy, Mockery of Science, and The Hush Sound are some Chicago bands.

by Tally Youngblood July 29, 2006

Hardcore Bands

Bands who are normally pretty good, but whose fans are mainly complete fucktards, who for some reason don't want their favourite bands to be make lots of money and be rewarded for their hard work. because the fans are so obsessed with their own image and can't stand to be different from any other hardcore fan. Fucking grow up! Be your own person you pleb. same goes for all of you scene kids, be yourself not every other scene kid. i would say same for chavs, but they can't read, so i'd be wasting my time.

Me "i like atreyu"

Some hard-core guy "you can't! then everyone will know them and they won't be good!"
well fucking news flash! Hardcore Bands make music videos! those very same music videos get played on tv on music channels such as Scuzz and (untill it began to suck) Kerrang!

by 666Ninja June 27, 2007

Bardia

A Llama.

The Great Bardia...

by alemfiem January 9, 2013