Douche Bagorean Theorem

two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.

Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?

by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010

Exploding Bangodaro hair

A popular hairstyle among "Scene girls"

Person 1: That girl has big hair
Person 2: It's like Exploding bangodaro Hair.

by Ryanbbb December 28, 2008

Bagoodas

Breasts that have such emmense cleavage that they can be wrapped around a person.

Damn G, her bagoodas are like constricters!

by Baron Van Poop October 8, 2003

Bagonga

A sluts vagina

Kallari is after my bagonga!

by Bagonga dongus September 5, 2018

Bagoo

The sound of a baby shooting out of a Latina’s pussy at breakneck speeds

And nine months later....
BAGOO!!!

by stumpusmaximus November 1, 2019

Douchum bagous

Scientific name for the species of Douche Bags. Originally from Jersey Shore. Very loud, obnoxious animal. usually seen as a male.

For bait, use penthouse and Coors beer.

Their mates are known as sluts.

Female Douchum bagous are very rare.

Aproach w/ caution.

We're coming up on a Hooters, a known Douchum bagous hang out.

by Vulcan Treceur May 23, 2009

Bangover

A feeling of soreness in the crotch caused by excessive use.

Man I was like a porn star last night, I woke up with a bangover!

by jon is tall December 5, 2007