Balderdouche

A bald man who is a mix of a douchebag and a prophet, indirectly calling you out on the littlest shit you do in front of your friends. He gains followers by being a general douche.

Ryan *drops his pencil* Mr. Bereshka: "Whoever dropped their pencil does not care about learning. Form 2 and a FUCK YOU FOR YOU RYAN!" Ryan: *under his breath* "Why the hell does Bereshka have to be a balderdouche?!"

by HispanicPanic04 May 5, 2016

bajeebuss

The almighty of ANYTHING ...

"Holy BAJEEBUSS!" "You scared the BAJEEBUSS out of me!"

by Tra.C. May 6, 2016

baldedfwend

This is used by Canadians gag.
They use it when you order something buddy.

Canadian: "Hey baldedfwend, can I get a chocolate milk and a thicc ass?"
Hoe: "tf get out of here you skank idk whatcha talkin' 'bout

by thiccdicclol February 12, 2017

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

bakleeb

(verb)The action of eating a calculator while fighting plant monsters

(bakleeb) Quit buying lsd from the guy at the laundromat

by bafflingintelligence May 1, 2018

bafeeble

when you a goofy ass nigga

guy 1"that nigga dud is a bafeeble"
guy 2 "heck yea he is"

by iogufydsthr February 1, 2018

Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018