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basingstoke

most boring town of existence

everyone stabs eachother

neighbouring towns and cities refer to it as blasingsmoke because everyone’s on drugs
no decent secondary schools so every goes to school in winchester
i live in basingstoke

ew why would you go to basingstoke are you trying to get shanked up
we aren’t going top of town i want to keep my organs
by 𓂸 October 27, 2019
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Bajingan

Unpleasant, a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person
Emang dasar bajingan lu
by matzb July 30, 2009
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bakin cookies

to stick your balls inside a girls vagina, while keeping your penis out
i was bakin cookies cuz my balls were cold
by bob_deep May 1, 2007
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table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?
by Mercy April 5, 2006
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Backing Wongs

A term English slang usually used within schools in England. Describes the attendance or backing of a party.
These parties are hosted by people called 'Wongs'. These parties are deemed to be crazy and consist of alot of alcohol and the prescence of chinese people.
Michael:- Backing wongsss?!?!?
Everyone:- yeah boyyy
by iamchinesemichaelwong January 21, 2010
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Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"
Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.
by Damage Goods January 6, 2012
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Basingstoke

Also known as "Amazingstoke"

A very affluent town in the south of England.

You may spot the odd chav or pregnant teenager but is mostly full of young, fashionable people who know how to have a good time.

The majority of people go to college and uni, because they are CLEVER.

However, if you are looking for a nice, decent guy who will treat you right, do not come looking in Basingstoke. The town is full of so called "playas", dickheads, arseholes, wankers who all think they are God's gift to women.

For some reason the shopping centre has 2 Starbucks, 2 Costas, Tchibo and a lot of other small coffee shops, WHY?!

There are quite a few fatties in this town, mainly caused by the 3 McDonalds and 3 Pizza Huts.

Supermarket and Leisure Park carparks are the preferred hang out for "boy racers" and general saddos.

People who went to Bishop Challenor School are known as Bible Bashers, people who went to Brighton Hill are Yellow Bellies and Fort Hill and John Hunt are just terrible schools. Aldworth Science College is where its at!

Rough areas in Basingstoke include Popley, Oakridge, Buckskin and some parts of South Ham i.e Burnaby.

People from Kempshott, Chineham, Old Basing and Hatch Warren like to think they're rich and posh, but are mostly all on drugs.

Generally a good place to live, as long as you have money, you won't get bored.
"Wow isn't Basingstoke AMAZING!!"
by Gem & Nat January 30, 2009
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