Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.

"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."

by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

backwards bush

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.

Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter

by beverley555 May 20, 2014

backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.

Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015

backwards hickwater dungswamp

An aqueous geographic area, perceived as opposing or delaying advancements in social justice.

"But why can't you guys ever seem to figure out that other forms of discrimination are just as wrong, and do it in a time frame that is at least reasonably consistent with the rest of the educated Western world? Until such time, sorry, but you will not shake off your lingering reputation as a backwards hickwater dungswamp."

by mellow art February 11, 2015