Bark

noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.

Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?

by Phil Krundel December 14, 2008

travis barker

Travis Barker...See also: (GOD of Drums)The ultimate GOD of drums...for anyone who thinks otherwise, you are rediculous. Maybe you are the upity tigh rich SOB's that dont like the kind of music that he so amazingly dominates. the kind of people who think that his music is actually corrupting the minds of the youth. You probably havn't ever seen him play the drums...you cant say shit until you've seen it. His technique is amazing, its so fast and smooth, he should be considered an idol to all drummers he is better than...WHICH IS EVERYONE. Dont talk about his life either, you dont know him... you are probably just jealous because he is better than you. You were saying that Blink-182 broke up because of him, well you are wrong. He just did an interview with the official blink 182 fansite along with mark talking about the REAL reason that they took the indefinate hiatus. Tom even had a piece in there about the break up. you may think Travis is the biggest waste of talent ever, but I am pretty sure you are the biggest waste of OXYGEN ever!!!

Matt: Hey did you hear, Pete and Adams lives got cancelled?

Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!

by MFK September 22, 2006

Baraka Hussein Abu oumama

The name used by Libyan leader Mu'aumer Qaddaffi to address the Kenyan community organizer currently residing in the White House.

Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention is the name of the U.S.A. is a must, so that Nato would withdraw finally from the Libyan affair.

by Khaddafy Duck May 1, 2011

Bob Barkers

Jail house clothing line

Go to jail and find out for yourself, These Bob Barkers have Staff infecttion on them

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Barka

The name of Barcelona's plastic fans who are really just Messi Bandwagons

Will they be Barka fans or P$G fans when Messi leaves ?

I'm a dumb plastic fan that supports Pessi Fc

Barka has always been finished anyways

by anonymous August 16, 2021

barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.

by Libertine June 20, 2006

Barakke

When 6 or more males gather around a female, while she is wearing red, white, and blue, and they proceed to douse her in pure American Male juice. Subsequently, the female is saluting the males, while the males are chanting "yes we can", while dousing the female.

After the November election, Melissa was so happy she invited the captains of the football team to give her a celebratory Barakke.

by the bloody wanker May 28, 2009