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Burnt Corn 

A way to describe severely neglected, unbrushed, stained or plaque covered teeth.
Boy, that English guy has a smile like burnt corn.
Burnt Corn by P Niss February 3, 2009

burnt crab 

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.
That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.
burnt crab by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

burnt carpet 

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.
burnt carpet by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

burnt log 

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.
The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.
burnt log by jweid94 February 11, 2014

Burnt piece of toast 

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.

burnt martinez 

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food
My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez