Rebecca Black

Singer of the song "Friday", she is the person accredited to clearing up confusion as to where in the week Friday actually falls. Her inspiring lyrics "yesterday was Thursday (Thursday) Today it is Friday (Friday). Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards" removed any confusion anyone may have had.
She is also an advocate for the "Difficult Decision- Which Seat Can I Take?" organization. She herself has had to deal with the stressful feelings that comes with picking a seat.

Thank you so much Rebecca Black, for showing me that my difficulty in choosing a seat to sit in is not uncommon.

by breathingelectricity April 2, 2011

Black Pander

Similar to black panther. A person who panders to black people (typically whites) because of their own guilt, fear, or self esteem. They typically are democrats who enjoy using a race card for their own self interests.

He’s a black pander when he acts like he cares about racism.

by Facts92 March 2, 2020

Black Lion

Someone with frizzy long dark hair that resembles a lions long bushy black mane. Often times have poor hygiene.

*Erin and Mary talking in the hall*
Erin: Hey
Mary: Hiii
Erin: Oh god...
Mary: What?
Erin: Black lion at 12 o clock.
Mary: Oh gosh!
Erin: I know how to get rid of her.
Mary: How?
Erin: *pulls out hairbrush*

by theblacklionhunter123 September 25, 2011

the black parade

Where I want to go when I die.

"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"

by jesushatesme August 3, 2009

Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 18, 2014

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

Black Astronaut

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

by Forjanelle November 30, 2018