alvin bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"

"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023

bragfag

A fag who brags.

She is a bragfag.

by Ficklesteiner Randomface August 25, 2003

Bragass

Insult meaning jerk asshole or an annoyance.

Stop hitting me. You're being a bragass.

by Andyyy September 17, 2006

brage

noun. short for web rage; physical assault in the real world fueled by anger on the internet

The first person to be charged with a brage attack was sentenced to two and a half years today. After two men exchanged insults in an internet chatroom, one enraged man traced the other man's home address, drove 70 miles armed with a pickax handle and knocked on the man's door. When the man came to the door armed with a knife, the assailant beat him severely before disarming him and cutting him with his own knife.

by Swims November 21, 2006

Fort Bragg

A dying mill / fishing town situated along the Northern California coast between San Francisco and Eureka. The peeps there are mostly loggers, fishermen, growers, or welfare recipients. The average summertime temperature is 65 degrees and cloudy. Locals refer to anyone not from there as tourists or flatlanders. The women are hot and the men will hand you your ass if you mess with them.
The weed is dank, bro! And our hometown brewery serves up scrimmy-licious Skrimshaw beer, Old #38 Stout, Brother Thelonius Abby Style Ale, Blue Star, and a whole lot more. The local fishermen's haul includes Snapper, Sole, Dungeonous Crab, Albacore, Black Cod, and King Salmon.Home of the California Western Railroad Skunk TrainThe World's Largest Salmon BBQ, the Whale Festival,
the Paul Bunyan Day's parade and Logging Show. They also have an Albert Quinonez.

Also a term used to describe a person who dives for abalone in bad weather, alone, or with a bad heart condition.

Guy #1 - "Man, sheck out that apple-bottom hottie! She is fine!"
Guy #2 - "F#@k yes! Where is she from anyway?"
Guy #1 - "Somebody said Fort Bragg."

"Did you hear about that Asian dude who drowned last week off Fort Bragg? He was diving in twenty foot seas without a fishing license and Mother Nature totally Fort Bragg'd his ass!"

by Speed Freq March 31, 2008

Boozing Braggers

Adult males, in their 20's, clearly over the legal drinking age, who still feel the need to drink competitively and brag about it. They often make mention of there drinking accomplishments including how late they stayed out or more specifically, how much alcohol they drank. Usually, these males grew up in suburban towns across the U.S. They usually didn't taste their first beer until their freshman year of college and didn't get drunk until their first spring break while watching girls gone wild.

Brian: I'M the one that decided to go to the bar last night, if I recall.
And I had three beers at school, then shot pool at the QW till they closed. What now, jerk?

Chris: heck no...i was itching for boozing from the start.

Brian: Call me whenever you go out and I will show up to drink. But please remember that I drink competitively, so do not make attempts to keep up.

Chris: I view drinking as a marathon, not a sprint.

by Buttons February 18, 2005

sick brag, bro

A sarcastic, disingenuous expression indicating appreciation for another person's boast. Although "sick" usually modifies an expression with awesomeness, the "bro" effect is stronger, dominating and suppressing any notion of awesomeness.

Note: Not to be confused with "sick bag, bro", which mocks someone who brags about sleeping with an unattractive person.

John: Then he check-raised me allin. I realized immediately from the line he took that he was bluffing (likely a busted flush draw), so I called. He turned over the busted draw, and I won a huge pot! Isn't that awesome!?

Wally: Sick brag, bro.

by L0stKeys December 11, 2010