Awkward Egyptian 

Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.

*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*

Awkward Egyptian by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 17, 2008

awkward sauce 

a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.

dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her

awkward sauce by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009

Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby

"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"

Awkward Monster by jelydas March 30, 2010

awkward switch swap 

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.

person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!

awkward switch swap by the :#r May 12, 2010

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

awkward pill by puma1294 June 1, 2010

awkward dick 

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

awkward dick by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

Awkward Salmon 

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

Awkward Salmon by allie7715 October 13, 2014