The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
Get the Bench Hansonmug. A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.
by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021
Get the Bench Fassymug. Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".
by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019
Get the Benchmug. When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020
Get the bench slapmug. A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall
by BenchBody June 8, 2021
Get the Benchmug. A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020
Get the Bench Bitchmug. Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
Get the Benchmug.