ashtray

a name that best friends, jeny and kimberley, used to call a girl in 5th grade. they are now seniors in high school and the name is still very funny.

jeny (in arizona): hey kimberley guess what? i saw ashtray today!!

kimberley (in new zealand): haha no way! after all these years?! wow

jeny: yea haha we have some real good memories from back in the day.

kimberley: yup priceless

by jeny December 25, 2007

ashraf

A person with a floppy fupa

Man, my wife is such an Ashraf.

Holy crap, my date last night... an Ashraf most definitely.

I can't believe it! I'm turning into an Ashraf!

Can a neggah get an Ashraf in hurr?

by mongoose mobster May 29, 2007

ashtray crew

A filthy scene group of dirty scene posers called the "Ashtray crew" who claim they are all top notch myspace whores, They will use you and abuse you for not being "LyK fulli br00t4l"
They don't know how to use proper english and commonly add numerous amounts of "Z's"

Practically everyone hates them but they seem to think otherwise.

"eww eww ashtray crew"

"omg guys looks its that dirty ashtray crew coming, everyone hold your breath!"

by The entire scene / hardcore public of Port Mac May 3, 2008

Asher

Typically blonde, with blue eyes. Very sarcastic, and often Ashers have a dry sense of humor, like cracking dark jokes. Asher's tend to be either extremely regal or extremely athletic, specifically excelling in basketball and theater. Asher's fall in love easily with girls like Martha, Lisa, and Betsy.

Did you see Asher? He's smoking smart!

by ipartywithpets November 7, 2018

Ashern

A town where roumors are the native people. Its full of fat chicks, the fat hero guys, losers, lots of drugs, assholes, STD's, hillbillies, nosy people, liars, thieves, child molesters, uglies, ugly fat chicks who have ugly fat kids because they fucked the ugly fat hero's. the school is the worst place EVER, and all the stores and gas bars are to cheap to improve thier businessess or hire reliable people. all the natives are steriotypical, all the blonds are sluts, the redheads are cunts, there are like 2 black people and 4 asians.... their ok.... everyone else is a backstabbing lieing Piece of shit who need a good dose of the holocost, if ya know what I mean?

Are you going to Ashern social? FUCK NO!!!!!!

by exasherner July 27, 2011

Asherdifeg

A huge explosion of fecal matter, that covers a group of at least 4 living creatures.

Did you hear about Tim? He had an Asherdifeg all over that family of ducks in the park.

by The Almighty Rememberer April 3, 2011

Asperagus Syndrome

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011