andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

brother andre

the only school on earth where brown people can give nigga passes

my friend at brother andre gave me the nigga pass

by gatorade water bottle January 10, 2019

Andre the Giant

1. HUGE French actor (1946-1993), best known for his role as Fezzik in The Princess Bride.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

by foltor August 08, 2005

Dirty Andre

A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'

I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'

by Hesnotasaffa March 03, 2021

Andre

An extremely well built, attractive, male human being. First occurrence in March 6, 1989. No other 'Andre' has been sited since. In present time, 'Andre' is a noun used to depict the most handsome and attractive of men, with stunning features.

"Wow! Did you see that Andre over there?"

by Fella09 March 08, 2009

Andres and Melisa

The perfect couple. Two sexy people put together, often involved with Megan. ANDRES IS A SEXY BEAST! and MELISA IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL! THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!! <3 So if you know a girl named Melisa and a boy named Andres, make sure they date!!! :)

Andres and Melisa were sitting on the beach on the sunset, making out!

by IMA SEXYBEAST May 25, 2011

Andre Watkinson

munchy boah with no vert and is getting eaten for lunch and does what he wants and.

You thought I was feeling you?
That Andre Watkinson a munch.

by Fronksk October 30, 2022