A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.
To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.
To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.
"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"
"Awww <3"
Next Day They Go Out.
Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"
"Awww <3"
Next Day They Go Out.
Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.
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Get the Dirty Eva mug.Czech-born Eva Herzigova is perhaps the most widely recognized and successful supermodel to come out of Eastern Europe in the 1990's. She began her international modeling career in 1989, and is still working today.
A stunning, 5'11", green-eyed blonde, her prolific career has included campaigns for Wonderbra, Guess jeans, Victoria's Secret, Louis Vuitton, and Chopard. Eva has walked the runway for countless fashion designers, has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and posed nude for Playboy.
Herzigova has also worked in feature films, most notably as Picasso's wife in the biopic, "Modigliani", which starred Andy Garcia in the title role, and as Christine in "Just For The Time Being", the film which won her the Best Actress award at the 2000 New York Film Festival, although was never commerically released.
Herzigova was briefly married to Tico Torres, drummer for the pop group Bon Jovi, and has since remarried and given birth to a baby boy. She is fluent in five languages, and has her own line of "Eva" swimwear.
A stunning, 5'11", green-eyed blonde, her prolific career has included campaigns for Wonderbra, Guess jeans, Victoria's Secret, Louis Vuitton, and Chopard. Eva has walked the runway for countless fashion designers, has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and posed nude for Playboy.
Herzigova has also worked in feature films, most notably as Picasso's wife in the biopic, "Modigliani", which starred Andy Garcia in the title role, and as Christine in "Just For The Time Being", the film which won her the Best Actress award at the 2000 New York Film Festival, although was never commerically released.
Herzigova was briefly married to Tico Torres, drummer for the pop group Bon Jovi, and has since remarried and given birth to a baby boy. She is fluent in five languages, and has her own line of "Eva" swimwear.
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Get the Eva Herzigova mug.Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
Get the EVA Bomber mug.A sporty, shy, and trustworthy guy. He usually gets mad at girls because they make him rage but some of them are his best friends. He’ll do anything for his friends even if it means hurting himself. If you make him mad good luck surviving. He has the warmest eyes and the best smile. If your his friend your one lucky person and never let him go.
by Hey how r u December 10, 2018
Get the jack eva mug.She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!
Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
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