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“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023
Get the Major Bag Alert mug.a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.
“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
by fuck you ea September 18, 2023
Get the Emergency Alert System mug.A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"
Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic
Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!
Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!
by Bisexual Simp January 3, 2022
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Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
by Allastor May 11, 2021
Get the amber alert noise mug.Basketball term for dominating your match-up, especially in the low post area. Created by TNT’s commentator Shaquille o’Neal and now in wide use around the NBA.
by dontmatterbaby June 19, 2022
Get the BBQ Chicken Alert mug.A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.
Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
by Jay I Am February 8, 2006
Get the FUCKED UP alert mug.When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.
Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”
by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020
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