Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

Rubbing Alcohol by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

alcoholiday 

any random day of the week where everyone wants to drink all day but needs an excuse

Parms: Yo let's get mad fucked up today
Tim Curtin: But it's Tuesday
Parms: Who cares let's make it an alcoholiday

alcoholiday by university of no hope March 13, 2010

alcoholiday 

An occasion like Hallowe'en, April Fool's, or Father's/Mother's Day. Though not categorized as an official holiday, is often used as a good occasion to get a good drunk on with friends.

" Shit dude! It's Hallowe'en, my favorite alcoholiday! Let's get done up as Zombies and get druuuuunk!!!"

alcoholiday by the Den of Iniquity November 2, 2006

alcoholica 

The nickname given to the metal band Metallica for their heavy consumption of alcohol.

Those guys drink so much, they might as well be called Alcoholica!!!

alcoholica by Roger T. May 2, 2005

alcoholocaust 

The aftermath of a drinking party, usually resulting in every available horizontal surface being covered in empty booze containers, spilled beverages, and a general sticky alcoholic residue.

You guys better stay around to help clean up the alcoholocaust you started last night.

alcoholocaust by Esche December 10, 2004

Alcoholica 

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

Alcoholica by Rory June 5, 2005

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

Alcohol Conspiracy by Domonic February 1, 2009