alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

Rubbing Alcohol

The More Painful Alternative To The Band-Aid

Don't You DARE Try To Hurt Me With That Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol!

by Eevee35 June 27, 2014

alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

Alcohol Positivist

Someone who loves the taste of alcoholic beverages.

He's not a drunk, he's an Alcohol Positivist!

by The Great Zambino March 19, 2017

alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

by mcg123 November 22, 2011

Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012