hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Albert Weng

Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.

Albert Weng, you look like an egg!

by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023

Albert

Too much Maka Maka porn

Albert aua le Maka Maka porn

by Phuggupurmouf November 22, 2021

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Albert

a funny 23-year old man who has over 8 million subscribers

Me: -spits- omg is that Albert / Flamingo from the flamggo youtube channel

by boing March 23, 2021

Albert James moriarty

The hottest person u can find in the 1800s
His smirk is so FBFDNDNDNDJ

Albert James moriarty is a whole daddy material

by Ur.yumeko November 21, 2021

Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.

Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.

by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021