hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015