Syeda Sara Ahmed

Sara is my cousin. Let's see if this works

Omg Syeda Sara Ahmed is my favourite and she is a flower

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Laiba ahmed

a idiot who is a rotten stink bag and she smells like farts

Ew she's such a laiba ahmed

by aaminajs October 22, 2016

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

Ahmed

1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.

1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.

by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017

Khizer Ahmed

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.

How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.

by vHypnotic July 11, 2022

Ahmed

Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.

A thin long gay is said to be ahmed

by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019

AHMED

FAT, CHIKEN NUGGET AND a person that has boobs bigger than my mom

omg look at ahmed's big boobs!!!!!1

by uffff5344 March 8, 2018