Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Nothing Assed

1) used in any situation that a person feels is not worth their time or energy.

2) this means nothing to me

3) not phased or moved

"This argument is nothing assed to me."

by E.V.E. October 4, 2007

Situational Absence

Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.

Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?

Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.

Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.

Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.

Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!

Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012

couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

abeed

to begin something, especially work, think about doing, actually wanting to do it, then putting it off saying that you'd do it later, and eventually never getting around to it.

Person 1: Hey, you ever get around to finishing that essay?
Person 2: Nahhhhhhhhh, I abeeded it.

by abeed January 25, 2010

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004