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shaft-hole

Hillary took it in the shaft-hole.
by Ben Tshaft April 13, 2010
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free shaft

Having sexual intercourse without a condom. see also raw.
by Papawood December 8, 2003
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Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.
Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
by timujin December 22, 2008
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double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
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shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by Jack Barker January 5, 2008
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shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.
Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!
by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010
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year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch
Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020
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