puppy love

a young love infatuation similar to a crush.
Puppy love is often one sided and not recipricated.
Called puppy love because of the way ppl feel about cute little puppies until they grow into big dogs.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Sad Puppy

A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.

My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.

by Dezrespect December 26, 2008

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.

That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy

by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005

meatball puppies

usually when your female lady friend with big jugs is cold and you need some extra protein on your plate of spaghet if you know what i mean...yum yum it's just want the farmer ordered for a cool winters night.

hey wanda, get ya'alls meatball puppies over here, daddy needs an entree.

by jerry james June 25, 2007

turd puppy

Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy

Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!

by psychoOCD1234 February 28, 2010