a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Moss

A perfect person. You'll be lucky to have them.

Person 1: I'm glad Moss is my friend
Person 2: Me too

by Alphabet forgetter October 1, 2021

Moss

A chaotic person; someone who knows no limits and will do anything for an audience.

Eg: a dream stan

Person 1: Hey did you see him yelling about his bacon pastry in a public place? So many people were staring at him!
Person 2: Yeah, they’re such a Moss.
Moss: MMMMMMMM THIS IS THE BEST THING THEY SELL HERE

by FizyWater January 2, 2022

Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021

MOSS

Make out session/sesh songs

Person 1: yo why did you play the playlist moss?
Person 2: make out sesh songs..
(They now making out)

by nonexisten+ June 21, 2022

moss

a very sexy non-binary person who pretends to have a god complex but it's just because they'r insecure and hate everything about themselves

moss: I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you! nothing complex about it!

also moss three minutes later: I hate myself

by gender identity crisis February 22, 2021

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025