Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

slug pole

A greazy stripper's pole.

Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!

by Jaumlaineda October 22, 2010

slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

by Muddee September 29, 2017

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013

cecile the slug

Sexually fustrated priest.

I became Cecile the slug!

by Hello8378 April 16, 2015

slug around

To go around looking for something to do or looking to bother/talk to someone

Example:

Dude 1: hey man what are you doing?

Dude 2: I’m just slugging around...
Dude 1: That’s kinda sad dude.
Dude 2: I know but it’s fine you should try to slug around too sometime.
Dude 1: I might try it...

by Crazysublimefool January 4, 2018

Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011