Mons

The main character.

I wish I was more like Mons.

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Mon

Someone of big notoriety and status, person that should be respected. Derived from the lore of the Puschkin Boys.

K: Sonny? He is not a mon, he is a jazzbiegel.

by Puschkin Boys February 3, 2023

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mon Bébé

A name you'd call the love of your life, your partner, your best friend, etc.
Using the Cajun pronunciation of this term of endearment is the correct way to effectively show them you love them by their name.
CAUTION: Only use this name with your planned life partner. BEING CAUGHT USING THIS NAME WITH OTHERS CAN HAVE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

"Hey, Mon Bébé, just a reminder that I love you. By the way, can you go get that for me please?"

by Yours Truly 😉 April 25, 2024

Mon

When you see someone and they are just so amazing you don't have words to describe them

''Liz is so mon''

by Atliboy April 29, 2024

She-mon

A woman whose never-ending patience finally ran out

The 'She-demon' laughed and said 'Oh, you've got me so wrong, I've been to hell and back more times than your stupid, narrow little mind can count, but you'll never see me there'. The She-mon dropped threw the man into the empty quarry and watched as he grabbed aimlessly into thin air'.

by HalfShe-Mon February 20, 2024

Mon

(Noun) A person who can be a thief or is a bad driver. Typically an Ecuadorian.

(Verb) To do any of the following actions. To Steal, To stink, To reckless drive, To immigrate, To be obsessed.

Ex: The bank is getting MONNED!!!

Ex: Is it just me or does it smell like mon?
Ex: My dad plans on monning to America in a fucking shady white van.
Ex: Michael told me "bro shes still into me bro". He is monning.
Ex: I can't take that guy. He is such a mon.

by Harvard Schola March 13, 2024