zoophile

When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal

I was talking to my friend Sonia on the phone, I said oh do you touch baby animals? shes like NO? I'm not a zoophile

by Charly Starscream December 5, 2011

Zoophile

An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!

A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!

by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022

Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

by Lezteog April 3, 2017

Zoophile

Zoophile is someone who fucks animals
(Beastiality) or as I call them retarded dickheads

Joe: Did you hear Mike's a zoophile

Steven: wtf let's go beat the shit out of him
Joe: fuck yea

by Fuck zoophiles March 4, 2022

Zoophile

Zoophiles are an awful humans that have intercourse with animals, Ofcourse animals CAN'T give consent so these zoophiles basically rape animals.

I'm a zoophile becouse i shag dogs

by Pokky August 27, 2022

Zooport

Name of bhangra/jungle urban genre album from local underground celebrity Snakeappletree influenced by his experiences of living in Newport city south Wales UK.

Not yet commercially available.

"Zooport is jungle."

by snakeappletree January 21, 2012

Zooboobia

large boobs with weird ass nipples,caused from not wearing a bra and being a whore,and her titties getting sucked on for hours upon hours

damn that bitch gots some Zooboobias

by Summer Theford June 22, 2006