The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.
When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.
Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."