by obama the third May 7, 2020
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Get the Zachary mug.Zachary T, is a very attractive guy who is hot asf, cute and has a great personality.. Normally Zachary’s crush likes him back but... it’s more then like.. she loves him so much and thinks he is so attractive and hot and wants to fuck him so hard. Zachary seems to have a little bit of a dirty mind when he thinks about his crush with his friends. His crush thinks he is funny and hot.
Zachary loves to watch porn at night but can sometimes be scared he will get caught and not he allowed to date his crush.. He really wants to marry his crush and hopes she wants to marry him to.
Zachary loves to watch porn at night but can sometimes be scared he will get caught and not he allowed to date his crush.. He really wants to marry his crush and hopes she wants to marry him to.
by alexnadersucks September 1, 2020
Get the Zachary T mug.A dumb shit who is good at making friends. He is a nice guy. He will be their when you need him. But he will steal yo bitch when you break up with her, but only after you gave concent for him to. He is OCD and very kind. Zachary is short for God in some alien language and king of all hoes and bitchs in Mars language.
by Yoyo nig September 15, 2020
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Get the Zachary Discord mug.A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023
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