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Zachary T, is a very attractive guy who is hot asf, cute and has a great personality.. Normally Zachary’s crush likes him back but... it’s more then like.. she loves him so much and thinks he is so attractive and hot and wants to fuck him so hard. Zachary seems to have a little bit of a dirty mind when he thinks about his crush with his friends. His crush thinks he is funny and hot.

Zachary loves to watch porn at night but can sometimes be scared he will get caught and not he allowed to date his crush.. He really wants to marry his crush and hopes she wants to marry him to.
Do you see zachary tover there?
Some girl said she wants to fuck him
by alexnadersucks September 01, 2020
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