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Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.
"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."
Zoom juice by E'rode May 8, 2020
A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad
9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

zoom train 

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.
Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?
zoom train by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020
The act of using the app "zoom".
When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?
Zoom by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020
A video meeting website that seemed to have a surge in popularity when this freaking pandemic started.
I literally had no idea Zoom was even a thing until I had to do school on it.
Zoom by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Zoom Wallflower 

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.
"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"
Zoom Wallflower by muevete80 June 15, 2020