Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface

Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans

by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023

Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023

Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.

Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight…

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023

Reach around wrinkle finger

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath

I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger

by Tripod900 May 16, 2023

Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021