siena woods

SIENA WOODS

she's a real bitch . and she has a boyfriend that she gets in fights with every night . but she loves her best friend unconditionally

'wow that's a siena woods, alright'

by yobestiebiotch May 18, 2016

woods

Incarceration Term-Used to describe whites in prison/jail. Short for peckerwood, a derogatory term used to portray dumb white boys. Much like redneck.
The Aryan Brotherhood white supremicist gang states that it means Whites Only One Day Soon. This is incorrect however.
Blacks are brothers or kinfolk. American latinos are chicanos. Immigrant latinos are pisanos. Indians are chiefs.

One of the woods in our block got caught stealing a radio. The wood head sent out the torpedos to stomp him. That punk bitch won't be able to walk for a year.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

woopsy

what a man says when he surprisingly slips his cock into another mans ass

Carmack said woopsy, then sprung a load into chi phi's buns.

by creamyy January 5, 2009

whoopsie wave

When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.

I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.

by the comand'r April 14, 2014

Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.

man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.

by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

Tiger Woods

King Henry VIII without the executions.

King Henry VIII was such a player, he had two of his wives executed so he could fuck up another one.

This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.

by jbljbhujbnjm,blkj.hn February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.

-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 17, 2011