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Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.
Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.
by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
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Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
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Jordan Wilson

The right one…. Period 🤷🏽 ♂️🖕🏽
No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson
by Iambiminijackson September 3, 2021
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David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad
Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson
by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021
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chip wilson

Chip is an absolute legend!
He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.
by Average American July 16, 2022
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Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.
Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022
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Garrett Wilson

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes
What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets
by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023
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