Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.
Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.
by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
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"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
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He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.
He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.
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Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?
Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz
Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz
Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
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What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets
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