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dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
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football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.
"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."
by Judge of All January 26, 2014
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Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016
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girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
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Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.
Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.
by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019
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Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.
I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years
by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020
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Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.
I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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