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fair-weather friend

someone who only comes around when times are good.
Wow, I thought Steve hated you Dan. I know, so did I. I wonder why he keeps hanging around all of a sudden. It must be because you won the lottery last week. Yeah, he's just a fair-weather friend!
by Chad Courtney October 26, 2003
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Feeling under the weather

I understand that Mr White is feeling under the weather today, so you folks are going to have to be making do with me today.
by LuizLeitao April 29, 2015
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Weatherman's Vagina

The shape made by joining the finger tips and thumb tips together, while making a vagina shape in front of the groin.

Often seen on TV weather broadcasts as the weatherman tries to find something to do with his hands.

Used as a vulgar gesture in heavy industry to indicate that someone else is a "big cunt". In this case the "vagina" is opened and closed to draw attention.
Wow, the weatherman's vagina looks good tonight. He sure knows how to show off his stuff.
by Keith Russell October 10, 2007
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Sweater Weather

a song tik tokers use to show theyre bi
by gaylesbo July 1, 2020
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Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.
by Fire Queen October 1, 2010
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weather man

A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong
Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
by crazymfnerd June 28, 2017
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instant weather report

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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