Waleed

waleed is a monke
💃🏽💃🏽😟😟😟😟😟😟💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🧎 ♀️🔪🧎 ♀️ cool and swaggy but a monke

oh look there’s waleed who thinks he’s a monke!

by scarrrface April 25, 2021

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

alan waked

When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.

*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"

by Mclarenmick February 1, 2014

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022

wake up

translates to "are you there", "hello?"

(22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut
(22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping
(22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol
(22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know
(22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech

by twobrain March 14, 2005

wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 11, 2006

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008