The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

by big dick wade November 23, 2021

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by lulu hendirson December 5, 2020

"Hey bro want to hang out?"
"Nah man seeing lilly"
"Don't be gay"
"Fuck off cunts im leaving the boys"
"Dude do you are Pulling A Wade"
"Nah man seeing lilly"
"Don't be gay"
"Fuck off cunts im leaving the boys"
"Dude do you are Pulling A Wade"
by The Jacob Mabb September 17, 2014
