burp the worm

The point of ejaculation when masterbating.

I burped the worm last night and almost got in my eye.

by dunno August 20, 2003

SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016

Oh, I know how it works

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.

"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."

by Smashley22 September 15, 2009

weasel words

Language designed to sound like something without actually saying anything... Deliberately so ambiguous or watered-down as to be essentially meaningless.

Republicans are in favor of "Strong Family Values"

by Honor May 13, 2005

Wormass

N: a person who is grimy and slimy in the way they act or look. They're usually sneaky about things pertaining to dating or getting things.

That guy who was trying to take you home last night was such a wormass!

by PopBottles77 August 22, 2008

Worm People

Worm People are those who, on days of nice weather stay indoors. Yet as soon as it starts to rain they leave their homes and venture out to shop at convenience stores.

Hey it's raining really hard out today, we won't see many customers, except for those crazy ass worm people.

by johndillinger1932 April 24, 2011

Worm on a String Day

A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!

Dude 1: hey dude guess what.

Dude 2: what dude.

Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.

Dude 2: okay dude.

by Yeehahorsey December 21, 2019