trophy wife

Any one of Donald Trump's current of former wives.

The Donald has had a collection of trophies wives throughout his lifetime and his current one is the biggest trophy wife of all.

by arminshirazi May 25, 2007

wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

by Think October 13, 2004

Mob Wife

A hypocritical women who enjoys the benefits of masculinity at the same time criticising it.

A women who is married to a mobster and she criticises him as though she is morally superior, while enjoying all the safety and money that he provides is a "Mob Wife".

A girlfriend likes that her boyfriend likes to take on the lead role in relationship like making decisions,research, planning for both of them but whenever there is a misjudgement or an activity that she doesn't enjoy then a "Mob Wife" will accuse her boyfriend that "he is controlling", "never lets her make decisions", "selfish" she loved it when it was going nice for her and even encouraging him . That's a Mob Wife.

by tachikjerkh August 19, 2020

Wife Whore

A woman that is married or in a committed long term relationship that removes herself or falls out of love and continues to stay engaged for monetary benefits and or achievements beyond a reasonable time without a conscious communication or agreement with her partner

The wife whore was untrue to her loving partner for the past six years as she allowed him to live in his romantic fantasy and support her endeavors, as she schemed to extract the wealth of the relationship ruthlessly for her own benefit and her new relationship.

by seennhttzzdff October 21, 2003

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 05, 2009

Life Wife

A female's best female friend who have been friends so long and know each other so well they might as well be an old married couple. They've got each other's backs...for life.

Hi...this is my best friend Tina also known as my life wife.

by Irishgirl358 February 01, 2017

ex-wife

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.

by Bubba February 18, 2003