diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

molly whopped

To punch someone so hard it lifts them off there feet; usually ending in a KO.

You see joey fuckin molly whopped that nigga? Lifted him right out of his nikes, then we fuckin stole em.

by STERLIN!!! December 9, 2008

Whopper

A large penis

Girls love to get a taste of my whopper because it is so enormous.

by dustinandkatrina6 July 18, 2009

Whopper

An adjective meaning 'of epic proportion', similar to 'very'.

He played whopper bad in that game.

That film was whopper.

by brickshapedprojectiles June 30, 2008

whompadomp

noun. an exceptionally large penis

GOTDAMN that dude's got a whompadomp!

by A-Izzy December 26, 2005

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

the whopper

Durring semitraditional missionary sex a man can force his ballsack into a womans asshole. If the balls emerge from the dark hole covered in a brownish hue the whopper has been preformed.

I kicked it up a notch last night by giving Sally the whopper

by Rooster, The May 1, 2006