by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

by Penis Fucker Parker December 11, 2021


During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.
"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."
"lets do it again some time."
by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.
by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.
by Darmonanic October 16, 2020
