Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018