douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

by belial47 May 20, 2008

verse vomit

When you throw random song verses into a conversation because it relates to what you're saying. It can be completely random and used when you have nothing better to say. Might leave people confused if they don't recognize the verse but it's awesome!

- Yeah, he's poppin!
- Pop bitches in the eye like I finished my spinach!
- Wuut?! Yo, that's word vomit right there!

- Eh man did you watch that new vampire movie?
- Bitch I'm a monsta, no good bloodsucka, fat mof***a now look who's in trouble!
- Yeah dude, you're serious about verse vomit!

by tashme December 7, 2010

cube vomit

A metaphor for the experience of having your boss come in to your cube with no real motivating factor and:
1) run through a random list of incomplete thoughts (usually conveyed in incomplete sentences)
2) preemptively thank you for agreeing to perform the most poorly defined of those "ideas"
3) request that it be done by tomorrow

*bonus: the boss is eating lunch while doing the above

I had my headphones on, my plant was positioned to block eye contact from people passing by, and excel was open because of that deadline for the report next week...

Totally didn't stop him -- cube vomit everywhere. I tried to stop him mid hurl, but he didn't care. I wasted three hours cleaning up that shit. And then he did a remote vomit via email: now he wants weekly updates so I can better manage my time and get more work done.

by Kitten of Doooooom May 13, 2011

Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.

Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.

by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011

back-door vomit

Diarrhea that you experience post binge drinking instead of vomit.

God, I woke up this morning with the worst back-door vomit. I didn't expect that after last night.

by BreadmanInAus November 28, 2009

facebook vomiting

Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.

Erica must be drunk. She has been facebook vomiting all night.

by god the sun. July 30, 2009

air vomit

To burp; to have gas pass from the stomach out through ones mouth but no actual vomit accompanying it. A term I definitely coined.

Mmmm.... that air vomit tasted like pepperoni pizza. Delicious!

by Chris W H January 10, 2007