When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
by Flappy98 July 19, 2012
Get the Unicorned mug.when two lesbians are goin at it and one of them attaches a strap on to her head and starts raming the other like a lesbian with a strap on stickin out of her forehead does
by I found god DAWG May 3, 2003
Get the unicorn mug.i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue
by inoesomestuff June 24, 2005
Get the unicorn mug.1) The act of things not making sense and giving them the name Unicorn.
2) Odd people doing odd things and the only code for them is Unicorn because its the only thing you can say and laugh about with out being noticeable.
2) Odd people doing odd things and the only code for them is Unicorn because its the only thing you can say and laugh about with out being noticeable.
by ObvNOTaUnicorn July 12, 2011
Get the Unicornism mug.much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn
I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.
by Lord the 5th July 8, 2017
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Get the unicorn mug.When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
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