ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

ur mom

big dumb stupid

ur mom big dumb stupid

by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 16, 2020

ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by u r mom giey May 29, 2019

ur mom

Ur mom is...well ur mom, it is used when u need a bad come back in a rap battle.w

human 1: ur fat
Hu man 2: ur mom
Human 1: ur mom's gay lmao

by sawurdadlastnight October 17, 2018